Saturday, October 16, 2010

Heday's Story

This is one of my favorite things on The Office. Heday is a warehouse worker with an amazing life story:

In Japan, heart surgeon.
Number one.
Steady hand.
One day, yakuza boss need new heart.
I do operation.
But, mistake!
Yakuza boss die.
Yakuza very mad.
I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No English, no food, no money.
Darryl give me job.
Now, I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose.
I good surgeon.
The best!

FYI, yakuza is like the Japanese version of the mafia.

Today was FABULOUS! More details to come later...


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