This is one of my favorite things on The Office. Heday is a warehouse worker with an amazing life story:
In Japan, heart surgeon.
One day, yakuza boss need new heart.
I do operation.
Yakuza boss die.
Yakuza very mad.
I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No English, no food, no money.
Darryl give me job.
Now, I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose.
I good surgeon.
FYI, yakuza is like the Japanese version of the mafia.
Today was FABULOUS! More details to come later...